I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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