What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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