I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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