Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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