Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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