I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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