So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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