I just cut my nipple shaving
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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