Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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