everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
