yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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