Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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