How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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