Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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