I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
