The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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