took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
how do flat chested girls get laid?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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