My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
how does that bad decision feel?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
