Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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