I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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