He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
