Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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