I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
whose parrot is this?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
