Do you still have your period?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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