I can feel you judging me through the phone.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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