This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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