We won't sleep together?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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