We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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