Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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