Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
They have beer where we have blood.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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