i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
its not stalking. its research.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Damn victory sex feels great
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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