The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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