So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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