): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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