I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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