Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I can't turn off my feet"
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
