also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize