therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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