Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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