was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so let's talk penis.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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