so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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