Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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