Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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