I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Moan for me like Helen Keller
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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