We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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