That's intense
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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