Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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