why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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