Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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