For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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