I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
wow bdsm is so cute
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