I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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