Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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