Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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